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Apr

yahoocelebrityuk:

To celebrate the release of GODZILLA, in cinemas May 15th, Yahoo Celebrity are giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets to the European Premiere of Godzilla in London on Sunday 11th May!
As well as premiere tickets, our lucky winner will also receive an overnight stay at the Marriot, Kensington - super posh! 
To be in with a chance of winning this monster premiere prize, simply follow yahoocelebrityuk on Tumblr and reblog this post by May 7th. Good luck! 🐢

For further information on Godzilla log on to Facebook. 
Closing date Midnight Wednesday 7th May. Travel costs of up to £100 will be paid. Winner must be able to attend on Sunday 11th May in London. Proof of age and ID will need to be provided. Anyone under the age of 15 will need to attend with a parent or guardian over the age of 18. No alternative prize is available if the winner is unable to attend.

yahoocelebrityuk:

To celebrate the release of GODZILLA, in cinemas May 15th, Yahoo Celebrity are giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets to the European Premiere of Godzilla in London on Sunday 11th May!

As well as premiere tickets, our lucky winner will also receive an overnight stay at the Marriot, Kensington - super posh! 

To be in with a chance of winning this monster premiere prize, simply follow yahoocelebrityuk on Tumblr and reblog this post by May 7th. 

Good luck! 🐢

For further information on Godzilla log on to Facebook

Closing date Midnight Wednesday 7th May. Travel costs of up to £100 will be paid. Winner must be able to attend on Sunday 11th May in London. Proof of age and ID will need to be provided. Anyone under the age of 15 will need to attend with a parent or guardian over the age of 18. No alternative prize is available if the winner is unable to attend.

27

Mar

yahoocelebrityuk:

We’re giving 5 lucky followers 3 tickets EACH to the London premiere of divergentofficial on March 30th at 1:30pm.
Just follow Yahoo Celebrity UK on Tumblr to enter.Entries must be received by Thursday 27th at 5pm. UK residents only, travel and accom not included.Divergent is released April 4th.

yahoocelebrityuk:

We’re giving 5 lucky followers 3 tickets EACH to the London premiere of divergentofficial on March 30th at 1:30pm.

Just follow Yahoo Celebrity UK on Tumblr to enter.


Entries must be received by Thursday 27th at 5pm. UK residents only, travel and accom not included.

Divergent is released April 4th.

26

Mar

Being so non-confrontational that I can’t even politely tweet someone I follow to say WILL YOU PLEASE STOP PUTTING A FULL STOP BEFORE EVERY SINGLE TWEET YOU SEND YOU ARE CLOGGING UP MY EFFING TIMELINE

I’d have been more polite than that, of course. Easier just to unfollow.

05

Feb

WTF

Comment on theguardian.com article:
”I regularly insult fat people for being fat”

Well I hope they insult you right back you $?!@

I can tell you straight off, ignorant prick, that as someone who used to weigh close to 20 stone that insults DO NOT HELP. Fat people aren’t walking around without the knowledge of how fat they are, fat people own mirrors too. Most are under no illusions about how they look, some are even HAPPY with how they look! (This may be hard to understand since you don’t like it.)
They do not need self-righteous knob-heads approaching them in the street, or shouting at them from passing vehicles telling them, OY GUESS WHAT YOU’RE FAT!

(And yes, when I was overweight I often had men (only men, never women) I didn’t know come up to me in the street, just to tell me I was fat. Totally brightened my day and didn’t feel threatening at all.) (¬_¬)

16

Jan

Crap treadmill incline technique that I had the pleasure of witnessing almost every day at my old gym.

Crap treadmill incline technique that I had the pleasure of witnessing almost every day at my old gym.

12

Jan

OY, EBAY NEWBIE!

Decide on your maximum bid and then just bid *that* amount instead of trying to outbid me 5 times in the space of 5 minutes! So annoying.

29

Dec

PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate

26

Dec

Oh yes please open the app store for me

I dislike being passive aggressive, but when web browser adverts for stupid pointless games automatically direct me to the app store expecting me to be ecstatic & download that crap immediately, or have their ads set to pop up info on my screen about how great the game is and how “everyone is playing xxxxxx” IT HAS THE OPPOSITE EFFECT
Jewel Mania, Jelly Splash, Clash of Clans and many more, STAHP IT! STAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHP
Congratulations, you have put me off playing your stupid games (and I grudgingly admit that you’ve done me a favour by being irritating up front)

17

Dec

Book lover problems

There were 129 books to be read on my shelves, had a clearout this Summer and got rid of 3 boxes of those unread books.

Now I have 144 books to be read. Heh.